Sunday, September 7, 2008

live from j hizzy

so here i sit with no sleep, all buzzed on coffee and smokes...... so im sorry for what will probably a run of weird unintelligible rants. first , im sorry my beautiful wife, damn im horny and there are a plethora of extreme hotties in next to nothing running all around this town. with that said....Damn!!!!! second im watching super high me (wich if you have not seen ... please watch) its a bout doug benson who was voted 2nd funniest high comic by high times. who quits smoking or 30 days and drinking, and how his body. then gets high as fuck for thirty days to see what happens..... its fucking great. and i have decided that i hate the legal system... mainly local laws.... mengtar get her car stolen they total it find irrefutable evidence that they did it..... and they get probation, and i dont cut my grass and i end up in jail........ wtf. what the hell is that. also im thinking of trying stand up comedy, but im not sure because that takes writing them... that im not so good at that part. i dont know we will see

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

im starting a fucking movement. the advancement for heterosexual males rights movement. the ahmr. no longer will we sit bound by the fact that we have needs(sex) and hope that the females that co inhabit our domains will give me some. im tired of being winnie the pooh forever chasing the golden honey pot and winning once in a while. i need sex i want sex i want sex with the previously stated female who co inhabits my domain. i dont want to feel like its a chore for her to occasionally please me. i am tired of trying asking begging for her touch my penis. so here are some of the rights we will now fight for. sex once a week, unless its that time of the month. if no sex then some type of sexual playing in its place. wether it be a blow job, hand job, or assisted hand job or you just laying there naked giving us something to look at while i take care of it myself. thats all we ask. It will help you out in the end because we will be happier people if we get something at least 3 time a month. thank you for your time.
president of the ahmr,
micheal stoffer

Sunday, May 25, 2008

New camera fun my lovely wife


and fun at the bar

Sunday, May 18, 2008

i found greatness please enjoy "slap that naughty body" gotta love jrock

now here is the same chick with a really good song

now some jpop from same girl only with some jrap in it,

Friday, May 9, 2008

so im trying like hell to pretend im not bothered bu i am. finding a dead guy at a place i never go to but somehow we ended up there, tonight my sales coming to 666 and tonight see a guy get hit by a car on his bicycle, am i bad luck, coincidence or am i meant to be places. kinda weirded out, i cant get the image of the dead guy out of my head. i just dont want to think about it, i dont want to be alone. oh well shit happens

Sunday, May 4, 2008

i feel like im at the edge looking out at a great life but im scared that i dont have a cause to fight for